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今個月竟然寫了七篇 blog（本篇灌水文章包括在內），破了一年的紀錄，好厲害！！

可惜的是，點擊數多過上月一點點，未能同時打破一年最低點擊數紀錄。

Dear Oracle,

I've taken the “Oracle Database 11g: New Features for Administrators” Exam (1Z0-050) 15-Dec-2007 (Prometric confirmation number: xyz123) during beta. I've logged in Prometric and checked that the exam failed. However, I have not received any notification from Oracle about the exam result. I would expect a formal reply with breakdown on the scores in individual sections.

By the way, I must PROTEST that the exam description was incorrect, as it missed many topics which appeared in the exam (http://education.oracle.com/pls/web_prod-plq-dad/db_pages.getpage?page_id=41&p_org_id=15941&lang=US&p_exam_id=1Z0_050). For example, I can't imagine Virtual Private Catalog is within the exam scope according to this page. Instead, it is taught in the “Oracle Database 11g: New Features for Administrators” course (identical name…). Does this mean that the true exam topic is described in this course page, instead of the exam page? If not, where can I find the ACTUAL exam topic list? This is unfair for us who followed the exam scope to prepare the exam.

Regards,
Fat Penguin

今日上去 Ubuntu CE 的網址，才知道 Ubuntu CE 的開發已經「暫停」了。

Ubuntu CE Project temporarily suspended. (April 10, 2008)

一直以來，自由軟件的開發專案，絕少在暫停之後會重新啟動的。如果 Ubuntu CE 能夠繼續的話，真是神蹟了。

最近內憂外患，心情惡劣。幸好看了 Ubuntu Christian Edition Facts 後開心點。這些笑話要對聖經和 Linux 都有一定訒識，不是人人看得明。

以下十個為個人心水精選，排名不分先後左右忠奸 

• In Ubuntu Christian Edition Novell's e-mail program has been renamed “Creation”.
• In Ubuntu Christian Edition, multiplication problems can only be done using the FORTH programming language, as in “Go forth and multiply”.
• Ubuntu Christian Edition has only 10 commands.
• Ubuntu Christian Edition has got a modified version of fsck that prints the message “this is a good moment for praying” if launched in automatic repair mode on a corrupted file system.
• The first program written in Ubuntu Christian Edition did not print “Hello World”. It printed “Let there be light”. And there was light.
• For your dekstop, Ubuntu Christian Edition has only one theme. Love.
• In Ubuntu Christian Edition, all documents are saved by grace through faith.
• Life cycle of a Linux User:
• newbie -> Ubuntu
• elite linux admin -> Debian
• elite linux admin after months of config files editing -> Ubuntu Christian Edition
• Ubuntu Christian Edition is Three in One… Ubuntu, Kubuntu and Xubuntu Christian Edition
• In Ubuntu Christian Edition the mount command calls the sermon script. Ensuring you always get a sermon on the mount.

好少看戲，最近看了一套，當然要寫寫。（不知再隔多久才再看戲了…）

（以下內容，涉及電影情節…）